A funny phrase just uttered by the most lovely
“Heeey, the retarded kid is trying to hump me again!”
Ahhhh Three fingered window lickers*. Gotta love ’em.
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*Eternal thanks to
The deranged mind of everyone’s favourite ne’er-do-well
The deranged mind of everyone’s favourite ne’er-do-well
A funny phrase just uttered by the most lovely
“Heeey, the retarded kid is trying to hump me again!”
Ahhhh Three fingered window lickers*. Gotta love ’em.
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*Eternal thanks to
My old roommate had homosexual, incestuous-sibling boy cats. They took turns being the top and bottom… they’d switch it up every few months.
This would make perfect sense if you knew my former roomie.
A friend of mine had a rabbit that lived indoors. He (the rabbit) would attempt to hump anything – your foot, any shoe left lying around and most often, the (male) cat, who would put up with it for a few moments and then stalk off with an offended expression.
The worst occasion was when the rabbit attempted to hump and, ahem, stained some typing coursework my friend was grading.
(I was giving LuLu the external voice she lacks)
Sam’s such a dope, it’s sensible that Fenny stays away from him.
I also said “it’s getting a little too Flowers in the Attic around here>”
We were not under the influence (yet) of anything.