Polyamnesia

Now, there me lads and lasses, Here be a traysure you be wantin…

Super Secret 2nd long trailer for POtC

He has seen the cursed treasure
He knows where it lays hidden
These may be the last … friendly words you hear…

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES!

Thiifs be BLOODBEARD the fearfome Pyrate.

I be commandeering this here Lyve Journal and thar’s nothin you can do about it.

ARRRRGH. If you don’t likes it yar all welcome to walk the plank, dearies!

Now bring me my rum and wenches, cabin boi! What! No wenches, you say, Cabin Boi? Arrgggh! Then Just bring the rum and lock the Door behynd you!

ARRRRRGGGH!

Wearing my new straight leg flared pants and new SHAG shortsleeve shirt and new brown Doc oxfords.

It’s nice to have a new outfit to make one feel spiffy, no?

In other news, , , and I played ‘s “Mario Party 4” last night – It was a bunch of fun, though 4 players and perhaps some herbal enhancement would make it much more fun. Oh, more people watching would be fun as well.

I was very unimpressed with the Nintendo Gamecube, though. The picture was nice enough, but the options, sound quality, “feel” (especially the childish and crappy contollers) just seemed – I don’t know – cheap. Plastic. Not like Xbox or PS2, which have a more classy (?) feel? Still, fun games are fun games and I’m glad picked it up. Even though he shouldn’t be spending money and instead working on his conversation skills or hobbies or crafts or getting a job. 😀 heh

Ok, I want the Company, Artist, and all purchasers of this product to be:

Hung by their fingernails for 24 hours while
Being beaten with razor wire then
Soaked in vats of ascorbic acid then
Fucked in the ass with a sandpaper dildo before
Being forced to swallow their own bloody exrcemental sputum.

Ok, I really don’t.
I’d like to wish that if I didn’t feel the more important premise of the right to free speech and enterprise and life.
Damn it sucks to be the good guy.

Still, this shit is far more obscene to me than pornography. How can I protect my (possible future) children from crap like this? It’s really not fair that some ass-smoking religious freak says kids can’t see a tit or people fucking, but filling their minds with religious imperialistic bullshit is A.O.K.

Disgusting. Absofuckinglutely Disgusting.

Though one object has never before symbolized all I would like to excise from the culture I’m forced to live with. so, thanks, Hamilton Collection – You’ve created an Anethma. Hope you have fun spending your profits on booze and porn.

Operation
Iraqi
Liberation

It’s just a coincidence that the initials of that spell “OIL,” Right?

Right?

In days of old when ships were bold
Just like the men who sailed them
And if they showed us disrespect
We’d tie them up and flail them.

It’s your money that we want
And your money we shall have.

Watching us is stopping you
from cruising ugly avenue.

So, I decided to get myself MCSE Certified.

I’ve been adminsitering NT long enough (I thought) to be able to read books and take the tests and get the damn MSCE. Regardless of the “paper MSCE” thing, it still looks good on a resume and opens doors in rough economies. And it is a symbol of accomplishment.

This morning was my first test, 70-270 “Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Windows XP Professional”

I passed. 🙂 Yay, me.

So now I am a “Microsoft Certified Professional” – If I wanted to be pretentious (which I usually, do) I could put “MCP” after my name. I think that’s a bit much, but I’m really happy about taking this first step.

Wee! One test down, six to go!

-=C

I am one mean, lean cranky motherfucker.

All I see I want to tear apart with my hands. All who cross my path I wish to smash into tiny little bits.

I think I need an angry, bestial, gnarling, brutal shag. yep. That would be on order.

Super fun, Super HARD WORK. Hard work while those who post and get thanks on the ToRN site did little to nothing. Yes, I’m talking about you, Xoanan.

Wee!

I’d like to give Bush and his Administration 48 hours to leave my country.

At least I hope (in vain, I expect) that his talk of allowing soldiers to disobay illegal orders is an honest one.

But I’m still an Idealist, I suppose.