So I’m thinking about how I intellectualize opinions, particularly opinions of taste. At one end the postmodern aspect fascinates me in how aptitudes and proclivities reveal about underlying thoughts.
On the other hand, that likely is all bullshit. To a certain degree I have been allowing myself to not overanalyze my tastes. Not to say I shouldn’t be wary of opinions about things that matter, like politics or personal relationships, or philosophy. I’m talking about what art I like. You know, that kind of aesthetics.
It started by not having to pretend to like something ironically. I’m strong enough to admit I like things for what they are above and beyond common aesthetical groupthink. I like PBR cause I like it, I don’t drink it cause it’s cool, or because it affords a pseudo-blue-collar sensibility. There are those aspects to it, but you-know-what? It tastes good to me and it is affordable and it’s made in Wisconsin.
So that’s not the part I though some of you would find disagreeable. 🙂 The other part to this is that I’ve also allowed myself to be honest about what I don’t like. I’m not afraid to state what I don’t like – I shouldn’t be embarrassed or shamed by my opinion. They just happen to a certain degree. Still, I feel the need to over-intellectualize, so here it is:
I really can’t stand The Gilmore Girls.
And it’s not because I think it is “bad.” (Whatever ‘bad’ means in terms of taste) I just can’t stand it.
I find the whole show incredibly shallow in character dialogue. Every freaking character speaks with the same voice. Every character seems to speak as if it were a race to get through their lines – like their lines are a poison they have to vomit before it taints them. (Especially Rory — Jesus, girl slow the fuck down)
Every show is like a fucking read through.
It is like every one of these characters isn’t real, but an imagined person in some demented neurosis. Every character speaks tons of dialogue without saying anything. It is a circle jerk of sound and fury.
Literate masturbation
I detest it. And I can’t hide it anymore. I tried and tried to think there was something wrong with me.
I’ve gotten over it.
I fucking hate The Gilmore Girls. I hope the characters (in the story, not real life people) get hit by trucks, meteors, and acid rain.
Perhaps I have invented a new form of FanFic. For those who hate the show? I’d love to read a fanfic of The Gilmore Girls where each character is slowly tormented and meets a grisly demise. Hehehe: Hatefic.
Knowing the internet, I’ll bet it already exists.