The Perfect Solution!

Bomb Orange County!

I’ll be nice enough to give my friends and relatives 24hr notice.

My second choice was to put a fence around Orange County and release zombies, but I realized Orange County is already full of zombies.

I really don’t know how I could have come from there. Embarrassing!

10 Replies to “The Perfect Solution!”

  1. You and the Heathernator may be from there, but you are obviously healthy nonetheless. You should be proud of your strength . . . thinking clearly in the face of Orange County, and all that.

  2. I suppose like edemics in poisonous environs, it only serves to make those like us stronger in our convictions.

    Or some other mamby-pamby bullshit. I’m just disgusted.

  3. What? You mean Northern California has no impact to State politics? *rummages through the poll data* OH wait! Northern California *didn’t* affect this vote at all. Maybe a good short term solution, but once you take out both the living and the dead, there will be a lot more living dead walking the streets of Rodeo Drive…

  4. I’m sorry I’m an asshole sometimes. I’m solving my problem by using friends posts when I want to chat in my LJ, non-friends posts when I am open to arguments. Personal Boundaries crap.

    I’m refreinding you – I’d be pissed at me if I were you! 😀

  5. lol

    luckily due to my uncanny ability to offend people, I’m used to it. I was just wonderin’ izzall.

    Carry on then…

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