As do I. I think that Bermuda will get snow showers before I get laid again though. 🙁
5 more days!
Woo!
Blast! Damn you to hell! Why did you have to mention that? I was doing so well — I’d gone almost twenty whole minutes without twitching! Just don’t mention this stuff where I might notice, okay? In fact, tell everyone you know just to shut the fuck up about it already! You need a shag? YOU need a SHAG? Who died and made you celibate?
Rotten bastard. At least you’re not in exile in New Jersey.
Sigh…
I’ve been chanting that for the past two years…
[sob]
Then you need to veeseet Juan Fandango’s Shag Emporeeum!
For a leemeeteed time only, we have black shags, white shags, young shags, old shags, and also coromorants, stormy petrels, and albatrosses.
i am ticking the days off with my fingers.
Meh. No, I *need* a good shag. Look at how stressed I am! Look!!! That’s how stressed I am, I’m telling people to do impossible things! A shag would fix it though.
Me too. *grouchwhinegrowl*
As do I. I think that Bermuda will get snow showers before I get laid again though. 🙁
5 more days!
Woo!
Blast! Damn you to hell! Why did you have to mention that? I was doing so well — I’d gone almost twenty whole minutes without twitching! Just don’t mention this stuff where I might notice, okay? In fact, tell everyone you know just to shut the fuck up about it already! You need a shag? YOU need a SHAG? Who died and made you celibate?
Rotten bastard. At least you’re not in exile in New Jersey.
Sigh…
I’ve been chanting that for the past two years…
[sob]
Then you need to veeseet Juan Fandango’s Shag Emporeeum!
For a leemeeteed time only, we have black shags, white shags, young shags, old shags, and also coromorants, stormy petrels, and albatrosses.
i am ticking the days off with my fingers.
Meh. No, I *need* a good shag. Look at how stressed I am! Look!!! That’s how stressed I am, I’m telling people to do impossible things! A shag would fix it though.