I have a strange history of finding phrases and words that sound interesting to me stick in my head. These usually have some sort of lingustic je nais se quios that appeal to my ear.
Often times I’ll refer to them as “good band names.” Some of my past examples of silliness are:
Foetid Wheeze (I think I got to this from “Feta Cheese”)
Stumble Puppy
Dirt Merchant (can’t remember if I thought it up, or heard it somewhere)
My newest ‘discovery?’
“Fudge Thunder.”
You’re welcome.
they pale and tremble in comparison to…
~ZOMBIE BUKKAKE~
Which was discovered here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/jedibaritone/15564.html
I like Rich’s recent concept “Three Knuckle Fuck”, or the abbreviated “Knuckle Fuck”
It’s kind of like Twisted Sister, or Turd Ferguson.
It’s a.. hmm, phonetic alliteration? Turbo Sperm? Maple Stapler?
I like Stumble Puppy.
Maple Stapler is excellent. I think it is a semi-homophonic middle phoname or such (note: likely wrong terms).
I’ve long had a word lurking around the brain bazaar…
triplechrist.
It’s comforting to know I’m not the only one who collects these words and phrases.
I’ve always like “Foetid Wheeze”, but “Stumble Puppy” is catchy sounding as well.
Hey Stumble Puppy,
When are you going to write a big entry about the exciting party in LA? Inquiring minds are eager to hear all about it!
Did you seduce any of the cast and crew and give them a taste of your fudge thunder?
Actually, that party was the Death, Funeral, and Wake of any kind of FANdom left. I’ll post about it sometime…
sometime…
Sounds like a lead singer (mythical) that I came up for a deathmetal/blackmetal band — GutterChrist. Triple has a similar resonance…
Heh, I remember Gutterchrist! I think you were using a pic of the singer from Deicide as your character portrait.
Now if we could just get some good zombie bukkake haikus going we’d be in business.
Let’s try, shall we?
Fresh from the grave’s grip
Ambulatory dead men
Shoot purulent loads
Yup… life is good
🙂
Assonance, I think – alliteration for vowels
Have we forgotten the eternal ‘Cum Dumpster’?
Upon her dead chin
Rotting flesh and hot love meet
Pus and semen mix
I’m a graphic mutha trucka.