Who Knew? The morning grump has left. This morning is all cheer and happy n crap.
So, Good Morning everyone! What are everyone’s plans for the weekend?
The deranged mind of everyone’s favourite ne’er-do-well
Who Knew? The morning grump has left. This morning is all cheer and happy n crap.
So, Good Morning everyone! What are everyone’s plans for the weekend?
Well, I thought I might try and find some nubile virgins that are willing to give it up for a higher power.
Failing that. I thought I would light a nice candle.
hehehe…that would be fun. He really wood. We could take him to the Armani store and sip champagne while he freaked out over the prices too.
You have shoe addiction!
You are absolutely correct, I do have a shoe addiction. It is mostly under control, with occasional binges and lapses. Some of us have to be functioning shoe-holics.
Admitting it is the first step towards coming to peace with it, David.
I just remembered there is a Marc Jacobs store in Maiden Lane! This has nothing to do with David, I just heart MJ.
I understand.
I admit it. You have a shoe problem.
Assisting a few friends to update their resume, and after that attending a few night spots, laughing at life’s journey and attending a few meetings on marriage equality.. other than that.. do I even have time for something else? Ian
The problem is I do not have enough shoes!
We all know you have a tie addiction, David. Not admitting it doesn’t mean you don’t have a problem.
You’re among friends here. We don’t judge. Well, unless your shoes are really ugly, then we’re forced to.
I don’t have enough ties. All the ties in the stores are not in my house. That’s the problem.
Bought a nice one last night: a little black, golden yellow, brass, and copper.
You and are NOT allowed to go shopping together. You would feed each other’s addiction.
He has a philosophy that goes something like this:
“Money can’t buy you happiness unless you use it to buy shoes.”
He is very wise. The right shoes can, indeed, bring happiness.
How many ties do you have? Do you have enough to wear a different one each day of the year? Every working day of the year?
I probably only have about 35 pairs of shoes. 50 at the most. So that’s one just about a pair a week. I think your tie addiction is much more advanced than my shoe addiction.
I have *15* ties, I’ll have you know. That’s enough I should think. And I only have seven pairs of shoes and boots (about to retire one pair with the replacement I purchased Sunday afternoon). I have two pairs of running sneakers/shoes, plus an old pair for lifting, a pair of sandals I don’t wear.
You only have 15 ties? Are you kidding me? That’s shameful! Go buy more ties immediately.
Why would I do that? I only need 15. About.
THE EVIDENCE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
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