Someone tried to steal the giant donut at Voodoo Donut!
The nerve of some people!
Choice quote:
“We will press charges to the fullest extent,” he yelled as an officer reached out, urging him to calm down. You don’t, he added, mess “with Voodoo’s giant doughnut.”
You Crazy Oregonians. That’s awesome.
That is messed the fuck up.
I now want to go and find the punk and fucking beat his ass down.
Seriously, that is just messed up.. and in broad nightlight, with a crowd.. I mean, fuck with WAL-MART or Target, but don’t mess with the Voodoo
“…four men neatly dressed in khakis and fleece jackets…”
The uniform of the devil! Probably Dockers.
Goddamn, boy, what I wouldn’t do to a nice Voodoo doughnut right now. Extra Ny-Quil, please.
Portland is truly a strange and wonderful place.
doughnut!
Defend the Doughnut! Heavens to Murgatroyd, what was that be-Dockered miscreant thinking?
The only reason the cops wouldn’t accept free donuts, is that donuts are no longer the “in” thing with cops.
Po-pos are all about the bagels nowadays.
Gotta admire the chutzpah of swiping the sacred donut. Hard to put that under your shirt though.
I see your doughnut and raise you a Donut. Ketchup won over castup.
I argue the kitch value of the food itself demands the kitch spelling of “donut.” Yes, it is wrong. I am horrible that I delight in being wrong, since I do it so often. 😉
That is SOOO not cool !!!
I may end up getting married at the doughnut.
Khakis, eh? I smell a frat pledge-week hazing going on here…