1. Can you cook?
2. What was your dream growing up?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
10. Do we know each other outside of lj?
11. What is your favorite sport?
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
16. Do you have any pets?
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
18. What time is it where you are now?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22. What color eyes do you have?
23. Ever been arrested?
24. Bottle or Draft?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
27. What ‘s your favorite bar to hang at?
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30. Do you swear a lot?
31. Biggest pet peeve?
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
The deranged mind of everyone’s favourite ne’er-do-well
1. Can you cook? Very well, I’m told
2. What was your dream growing up? To be a performer
3. What talent do you wish you had? Play piano/Guitar
4. Favorite place? The Beach
5. Favorite vegetable? Field Peas
6. What was the last book you read? Water for Elephants (almost done)
7. What zodiac sign are you ? Capricorn
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Nope
9. Worst Habit? Biting my nails
10. Do we know each other outside of lj? I agree with you, just not yet
11. What is your favorite sport? Football
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic mostly
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? better question is what WOULDN’t I do
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? The death of my first bf
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I know the lyrics to and can sing the melody of more songs than I can count
16. Do you have any pets? Yes, my Zoemonster
17. Do you know how to do the macerana? Hellz yes
18. What time is it where you are now? 1:27 pm
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Clowns freak me out since I watched IT
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I’d have a smokin bod (which would require some genetic changes)
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Both at appropriate times
22. What color eyes do you have? Blue
23. Ever been arrested? Sadly yes, once on a misunderstanding (stupid expired registration ticket, and stupid court clerk who told me the wrong rescheduled court date)
24. Bottle or Draft? Draft
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Pay debt and spend the rest all willy-nilly
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Don’t do bubble gum
27. What ‘s your favorite bar to hang at? I fell in love with Remingtons in DC
28. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? work on my music
30. Do you swear a lot? Fuckin A
31. Biggest pet peeve? No way can I choose one.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Nice
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? already did.
5. Botanically, ah, never mind. 😉
14. Eek.
I’m thinking now I should have added some questions in rather than staying true to the meme. Nothing specific in mind, just noticing that a few of them are kinda crappy (7, 17, 18)
It’s a legume….I know….shush.
14 was indeed Eek…..I was a heartbroken mess, though it was after our relationship had ended…it was a h/s first times kinda thing.
1. I can burn.
2. There was this one with monsters, tunnels and conveyer belts. Don’t ask.
3. I’d love to be able to read Proust. I just can’t fucking do it.
4. A good bar.
5. The American voter.
6. Brasyl, Ian McDonald
7. Fortunes told; $2 Dollars
8. Not on me.
9. Narcissism
10. Not biblically, thank christ.
11. Sarcasm.
12. Sure. Is there any pie on the menu?
13. Make fart jokes.
14. I don’t know how to pick.
15. I believe that the Caper Movie is the perfect art form.
16. A bunch of peeves.
17. I know how to recognize it and run it over with a car.
18. elevenish
19. I think they’re mentally ill.
20. I’ve never given that much thought.
21. Are we knocking over a bank or a liquor store?
22. Monkeyshit brown.
23. Sure. Hasn’t everyone?
24. Yes.
25. Deposit the check.
26. Cigarettes.
27. I don’t have one right now.
28. I believe in ghost pirates.
29. Bottle or draft.
30. Fuck no.
31. I’m not allowed to remove smaller pet peeves from the gene pool.
32. I wouldn’t.
33. Probably not, no.
1. Can you cook? Yes, but I am a better baker than savory cook.
2. What was your dream growing up? To be a marine biologist.
3. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I could sing well.
4. Favorite place(s)? Muir Woods/Mt. Tam, Sonoma Valley, London
5. Favorite vegetable? Asparagus
6. What was the last book you read? Bhagavad Gita
7. What zodiac sign are you ? Taurus/Gemini cusp. One of the twins is a Taurus.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? No.
9. Worst Habit? Relapses into smoking.
10. Do we know each other outside of lj? Yes!
11. What is your favorite sport? Shopping.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Mostly optimistic.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Talk. We’ve never had the opportunity to talk one on one.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: Just one?
16. Do you have any pets? No.
17. Do you know how to do the macerana? No.
18. What time is it where you are now? 11:25 a.m.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Neither.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I’d straighten and whiten my teeth.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Neither.
22. What color eyes do you have? Brown. Sometimes hazel in the right light and when I am very happy.
23. Ever been arrested? Yes.
24. Bottle or Draft? Yes.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? See #20.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Freedent.
27. What ‘s your favorite bar to hang at? The Pilsner
28. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in the afterlife. Not sure if that is the same thing.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read.
30. Do you swear a lot? Hell yes.
31. Biggest pet peeve? Rude people.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Complex.
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Yes.
1. Can you cook?
Kind of. I don’t really enjoy it, though, unless all the ingredients are at my fingertips and I don’t have to go to the grocery store.
2. What was your dream growing up?
Once I gave up “train engineer with one of those striped hats,” I decided I wanted to be a writer.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
The ability to psychically know how long it’s going to take for the bus to show up.
4. Favorite place?
Sitting in bed on a sunny morning, with a cup of coffee, a good book, and some knitting. Special bonus points if I’m accompanied by Dave and/or a rat.
5. Favorite vegetable?
Spinach.
6. What was the last book you read?
Ex Machina Vol. 1 by Brian K Vaughan
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
Scorpio.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
A Celtic crow (courtesy on my left shoulder. One 12 gauge piercing in each nipple. One 14 gauge piercing in each ear.
9. Worst Habit?
Is being depressed a habit? Barring that, my habit of being late is a problem.
10. Do we know each other outside of lj?
Nope.
11. What is your favorite sport?
Badminton’s kinda fun.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
If I say “surprisingly optimistic,” what does that say about me?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Argue about which corner we should pee in.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don’t really want to talk about the truthful answer in this context, and I don’t have the energy to make a wisecrack.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I can bend my knees backwards to a disturbing degree.
16. Do you have any pets?
Yup. Three rats: Wensleydale, Bosworth (AKA Binky), and O’Malley. Also two cranky budgies named Kermie and Lyra.
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
Sadly, yes.
18. What time is it where you are now?
2:43.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
Scary. Also annoying.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Better skin. I’d hoped that I’d stop breaking out by the time I was 27, but this is not to be.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Both, probably. I’m usually the one who trails behind going, “you do realize this is a bad idea, don’t you?” but then joins in when the chips are down.
22. What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
23. Ever been arrested?
Nope. I got a ride to the emergency room in the back of a cop car once, though.
24. Bottle or Draft?
Depends on what’s on tap. But given the choice between, say, Lager on tap or Lager in the bottle, I’ll go with the draft.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Get my tattoo and save the rest for a downpayment on a house.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
I don’t like bubble gum; it makes my jaw hurt.
27. What ‘s your favorite bar to hang at?
Dahlak during the summer, because I can sit out back. Fiume during the winter, because during the summer it’s fucking hot in there.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
No. I kind of think it would be cool if they existed, though.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Knit, drink, bullshit, read.
30. Do you swear a lot?
Not really. I’m around kids all day and I try to have less of a potty mouth than they do.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
Misplaced apostrophes.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Baffling.
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Sure, but you have to do it.
1. Can you cook? Yes. Made a nice mornay sauce last night to put over macaroni. Delish!
2. What was your dream growing up?That the pool had a shark in it that would eat me… starting with my belly button
3. What talent do you wish you had?Illustration, but I’ve got as much talent in that as effort I’ve put into it.
4. Favorite place?Po, O
5. Favorite vegetable?Terry Schaivo
6. What was the last book you read?Harry Potter Book 6… when it came out. I’m full of awesome.
7. What zodiac sign are you ?Taurus
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?Yes
9. Worst Habit?Being he who dealt it.
10. Do we know each other outside of lj?Yes. In City of Heroes!
11. What is your favorite sport?Hockey
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?Nego-Opto-Oppenheimer.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?Work together to get out of the elevator.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Nothing I didn’t cause upon myself… yet.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:I have twelve left testicles.
16. Do you have any pets?yes
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?yes
18. What time is it where you are now?12:21
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?Depends. Horror or Porn? (answer: both scary)
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?I can, and I’m working on it… apparently slowly after the Bucket of Donuts.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?I’ve dabbled in both, but prefer the former.
22. What color eyes do you have?white, with a brown spot in the middle, and smaller black spot in that, which varies in size.
23. Ever been arrested?Nope, held at gunpoint by several officers on duty though.
24. Bottle or Draft?Draft
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?Goes towards debt.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?Don’t chew. Nasty habit. Gives you rabies.
27. What ‘s your favorite bar to hang at?St. John’s Theatre and Pub or Mock Crest Tavern
28. Do you believe in ghosts?No
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?Play CoH
30. Do you swear a lot?yes
31. Biggest pet peeve?currently, parking on your lawn (WTF?)
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?Magical
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?sure
1. Can you cook? Yes, quite well actually
2. What was your dream growing up? I wanted to be on Saturday Night Live
3. What talent do you wish you had? Composing music
4. Favorite place? in the woods, near a river
5. Favorite vegetable? red peppers
6. What was the last book you read? The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd
7. What zodiac sign are you ? Aquarius
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? yes, at least one of each
9. Worst Habit? sucking at everything
10. Do we know each other outside of lj? yes
11. What is your favorite sport? to watch, basketball. to play, probably pool. Or bowling.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Today it is pretty fucking negative but I’d say that I’m realistic most of the time.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Fart and blame you. No, probably make snide comments about the Muzak.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? hmm. my boyfriend dying and cancer both sucked pretty hard.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I hate the word “filthy”.
16. Do you have any pets? Yes
17. Do you know how to do the macerana? Isn’t that Macarena? I can sort of do it, but I can DEFINITELY spell it!
18. What time is it where you are now? 4:09 pm
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Yes
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Reduce my body fat percentage. By quite a lot. Not too much though.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? eh, depends on what we were doing. Probably partner 😉
22. What color eyes do you have? green
23. Ever been arrested? Nope
24. Bottle or Draft? Depends on the brew.
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Pay off debt
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? I don’t like gum
27. What’s your favorite bar to hang at? Shanny’s WOOO
28. Do you believe in ghosts? Sure
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Be a lazy ass
30. Do you swear a lot? You know it
31. Biggest pet peeve? Today it is women who should not breed and do anyway.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Fuckityfuckfuck!
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Probably, after I crowbar myself up out of this shitty mood
p.s. I miss you guys, you should like, come over here and sit in our hot tub and stuff. 🙂