Princess Leia’s Gold Bikini (PLGB)

I had a different than usual reaction to PLGB when I originally saw Return of the Jedi. I was not aroused in the least, which never allowed me identify with the pop culture representation of the ‘geek’ reaction to PLGB.

What did/do I feel? It was like seeing my sister or something up there, bare, enslaved. I felt empathy for her situation, embarrassment over viewing her so belittled. Also, it was kinda gross. Having Jabba leer over her, Ew. She was not a willing participant in her exposure and so, it was not sexy in the least, it was painful.

So anytime PLGB is brought up in conversation, all I can think is “ew” when it seems all around me voice “wooga wooga.” Who knew even at 11 I already naturally held feminist/humanist ideas?

But Princess Leia? Seriously – ew! (no offense, Carrie – ) but ew, she’s like your sister, man.

15 Replies to “Princess Leia’s Gold Bikini (PLGB)”

  1. Because she was a “strong” woman that wouldn’t take his crap.

    Actually now that I think about it, I think the geeks liked Leia more because they were closer to Jabba, the outcasts that could never get the girl, but Jabba managed to chain her down.

  2. I think it means “crap” or something – some kind of lucas make-believe swear word – Jabba says it, as do other characters in the films. I remember it from Empire. Right before C3P0 gets blastered in cloud city, he passes another unit that looks like him, but is sliver.

    C3P0: .. how nice to see a friendly face
    Silver unit: Eechuta.
    C3P0: How rude!

  3. As previously discussed, Leia on Hoth = hot. In control, snazzy outfit, slightly bitchy. Maybe I’m projecting.

  4. Well Han digs chicks, and Leia is just about the only one in the original trilogy.

    That or he is still waiting around to see what her definition of “More money than you could possiblyy imagine” is.

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