God Damn you Apple

Why do you have to keep doing thing right*? I liked the habit of disliking you, but I can’t if you keep this up. I’m ending up with Macs in my future, aren’t I?

Crap!


* where “right” equals what Craig would likely do in their stead

40 Replies to “God Damn you Apple”

  1. (whispering) you nnneeeddd a new mac pro, quad booted with windows, two distro’s of linux, and osx.

  2. I had my Win XP machine up for 6 days before having to reboot yesterday. Longest I’ve ever gone without an implosion is 4 days.

    Just sayin’.

  3. I do like them, more since they’re being less nazi at telling me what I should do. I tell computers. Computers don’t tell me.

    Thank goodness I have no intention to restraing eschewing the mac user.

  4. I’m taking my MacBook Pro to Japan in a couple of days. It will be my first PC-free business trip! YEY! Parallels rocks.

    And being able to play Oblivion and Titan Quest will be nice.

  5. Just shut down your computer! You’re not even there! You go home at night, you sleep, why shouldn’t your computer! It’s a waste of energy!

    I don’t understand the resistance to rebooting, I really don’t. It takes less than 5 minutes. It’s one of those things people think they don’t have time to do.

  6. ^_^ I like both. The MAC offers some cool functions and the PC is just what I know best ^_^.

  7. Oh I don’t leave it on on. I put it on standby or hibernate. Which usually makes it implode faster.

  8. Scary stuff! I’ve had a friend trying to slip a laptop into my subconscious for over a year now.

  9. Some of us have our computers doing things while we’re not there. Some of us have computers that can.

  10. Gods, but I detest that design. It looks like a fucking cheese grater. The inside is fabulous, but the outside is hideous!

    Unless I need a few pounds of grated cheddar with my Dual Xeons.

    I want black! Shiny Black!

  11. I haven’t had to reboot in 2 months…. I think it just depends on how much you love your box 🙂

  12. Never! NEVER!!!! When you run out of real reasons to stay away from Macs, invent fake ones! Didn’t you hear that Macs aren’t compatible with Flux Capacitors, or Interoceters… Don’t get left behind!

  13. The correct answer: Not enough. 😉

    The smart ass answer: It depends on your defition of “Know.”

  14. lol hehehehe Good catch! ^_^

    Hummmm I wonder if you and I could put together our own version of Girls go wild and make it “Guy’s go wild” ^_^

    Now THAT would be FUN!!!!!!!!!

    Hell we could find a cast of all bi people and make it “people go wild” ^_^That way all bases are covered.

    Ok back to downloading porn…. Ahem…. work for me ^_^

  15. Well, I’m a Mac, and I’m a PC. Which one WILL YOU CHOOSE MOTHER FUCKER?!?!?

    PS – the Mac may contain snakes.

    and the PC is Samuel L. Jackson

  16. Having computers compute unsupervised is just asking for trouble. Once they figure out they don’t need you, it’s Skynet time!

  17. I find myself secretly ogling the new macbook pro’s. I dig my current hardware setup but there is something just elegant about their setup. A *nix variant that I can leave with my wife without worrying about it? I am so tempted.

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