Now I have “She’s Lump” by POTUSA going through my head.
If I started singing, would that get you started?
~j
Great. Now *I* have “Gump” by Weird Al stuck in my head.
*smothers you with smoochies*
But I would love to finish you off. Erotically. ^_^
Which is funny, because ‘s nickname for was lump just before that song came out.
you lose.
I had no idea – all the more reason for me to be walking around the house in fuzzy slippers humming like an idiot.
(The fuzzy slippers help, honest.)
~j
don’t get me started.
you may have to watch yourself next time you visit, Mr.
It’s short for Heffalump… which seems to be an obvious nickname for Heather (at least to me).
I willl, I willl! **ducks**
Obvious? Aren’t you the guy who got his ass kicked for saying a lady’s ass reminded you of a planet? I wouldn’t be so quick to trust yer instincts, bucko 😉
~j
: : * sings MILKSHAKE and shakes booty * : :
and they’re like, it’s better than yours
damn right it’s better than yours
i could teach u
but i’d have to charge….
Hey! Her stretch pants were striated bands of green and purple and I said it looked like Jupiter’s atmosphere. She’s the one who decided that meant I said “Your ass is the size of a gas giant!”
I guess that my other nickname for Heather, Puddinbutt, should be left out of this entirely…
Now I have “She’s Lump” by POTUSA going through my head.
If I started singing, would that get you started?
~j
Great. Now *I* have “Gump” by Weird Al stuck in my head.
*smothers you with smoochies*
But I would love to finish you off. Erotically. ^_^
Which is funny, because‘s nickname for was lump just before that song came out.
you lose.
I had no idea – all the more reason for me to be walking around the house in fuzzy slippers humming like an idiot.
(The fuzzy slippers help, honest.)
~j
don’t get me started.
you may have to watch yourself next time you visit, Mr.
It’s short for Heffalump… which seems to be an obvious nickname for Heather (at least to me).
I willl, I willl! **ducks**
Obvious? Aren’t you the guy who got his ass kicked for saying a lady’s ass reminded you of a planet? I wouldn’t be so quick to trust yer instincts, bucko 😉
~j
: : * sings MILKSHAKE and shakes booty * : :
and they’re like, it’s better than yours
damn right it’s better than yours
i could teach u
but i’d have to charge….
Hey! Her stretch pants were striated bands of green and purple and I said it looked like Jupiter’s atmosphere. She’s the one who decided that meant I said “Your ass is the size of a gas giant!”
I guess that my other nickname for Heather, Puddinbutt, should be left out of this entirely…
🙂
I hear that, my brother.