Monday Hatings:

For some fun and therapy, I thought I’d do a list of things I hate: (as to be read in the voice/character of a cantankerous old man)

*The Olympics: (yawn) whocares KTHXBYE.
*Anime: visceral reactions are thus.
*Conflating taste with judgment: squick, it’s a word.
*Other people’s crises: Uh-huh, why again should I share your emotion while I fix your problem?
*Mondays: duh
*The Telephone: I don’t want to have to talk to you. I want to want to talk to you.
*”Human” as used versus “animal,” rather than its proper use as subset of “animal.” Sorry, Joey Merrick, you’re a fucking animal.
*Figure skating/dancing & anything “.. on Ice”: I hope you all fall and break your fucking hip.
*Zealots: Thank goodness you came along to enlighten me. I might have purchased the wrong brand of salad dressing!
*EPSON: Still skating by on making a nice dot-matrix printer 400 years ago.
*Richard Stallman & Eric Raymond: Take showers, take some social etiquette classes, then marry each other you worthless fucks.
*SMTP: Thanks a lot, assholes.
*eIntimacy: Gee, I liked you much better before I knew that much about you.
*Offense: Fuck ’em whether they can take a joke or not.
*The Eagles: If this were a cab, I would get thrown out of it.
*KISS: oh, yeah, Mr. Makeup, you’re hot shit. Bo-ring crap-rock.
*Justification: If you need to explain why the evil you did was actually good – guess what?
*Indian Givers: No, I take that back (Thanks, Emo)

Hugs and Kisses!