OMG, why in gay hell would someone take that picture? The ad, though, is pretty damn funny. He probably gets wookies allllllll the time. 🙂
I’m glad that I’M the IT Manager and not somebody else. That would be an uncomfortable link to explain visiting! 🙂
Hehe – I should have warned…
Oh My. Light saber jokes are just the start of it.
Wants nookie a Wookie, but he’s flying Han Solo
Swingin’ his torpedo gets his first shot off at Greedo
From Tattoine he’s speeding twenty parsecs out to Venus
but he ain’t no Vader Hater you call call him Darth Penis
I’m hiring you as my personal lyricist.
He is Craig! (Joyous Craig)
King of the Monkeys (Lovely Craig)
His do (Masterful do)
is ever funky (hot shit!)
He’s the mastermind who’ll always find solutions that you’re looking for
He’ll google it, he’ll make sure that you come back knocking on his door
He’s known (Always known)
In many circles (Hags and Fags)
He’s blown (up the join)
the guy who played Urkel (not really)
He’s the best he’s passed the test he schooled the rest and he likes breasts
Loves the green he’s a machine and we’re all keen of his cuisine
Mixes cocktails, what delight, and to our eyes he’s such a sight
He’s Craig!
WOnderful Craig!
King of the MOnkeys!!!!!
is gay hell like regular hell, but cleaner and more fashionable?
*blush*
Aww… the posting was removed! :*(
Damn, I should have backed it up!
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ATTENTION REBEL SPIES
Reply to: anon-65023833@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-03-22, 6:26PM PST
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.
Looking for nsa fun. I am into older men, but I have courted some youthful boys before.
I have a lightspeed capable ship and can come to you. I can host, provided you come to my Star Destroyer, currently in the greater Tattooine system.
Force sensitivity a plus. No imperial soldiers please, that would just cause drama in the Senate.
this is in or around Tattooine System
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
OMG, why in gay hell would someone take that picture? The ad, though, is pretty damn funny. He probably gets wookies allllllll the time. 🙂
I’m glad that I’M the IT Manager and not somebody else. That would be an uncomfortable link to explain visiting! 🙂
Hehe – I should have warned…
Oh My. Light saber jokes are just the start of it.
Wants nookie a Wookie, but he’s flying Han Solo
Swingin’ his torpedo gets his first shot off at Greedo
From Tattoine he’s speeding twenty parsecs out to Venus
but he ain’t no Vader Hater you call call him Darth Penis
I’m hiring you as my personal lyricist.
He is Craig! (Joyous Craig)
King of the Monkeys (Lovely Craig)
His do (Masterful do)
is ever funky (hot shit!)
He’s the mastermind who’ll always find solutions that you’re looking for
He’ll google it, he’ll make sure that you come back knocking on his door
He’s known (Always known)
In many circles (Hags and Fags)
He’s blown (up the join)
the guy who played Urkel (not really)
He’s the best he’s passed the test he schooled the rest and he likes breasts
Loves the green he’s a machine and we’re all keen of his cuisine
Mixes cocktails, what delight, and to our eyes he’s such a sight
He’s Craig!
WOnderful Craig!
King of the MOnkeys!!!!!
is gay hell like regular hell, but cleaner and more fashionable?
*blush*
Aww… the posting was removed! :*(
Damn, I should have backed it up!
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ATTENTION REBEL SPIES
Reply to: anon-65023833@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-03-22, 6:26PM PST
Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.
Looking for nsa fun. I am into older men, but I have courted some youthful boys before.
I have a lightspeed capable ship and can come to you. I can host, provided you come to my Star Destroyer, currently in the greater Tattooine system.
Force sensitivity a plus. No imperial soldiers please, that would just cause drama in the Senate.
this is in or around Tattooine System
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
65023833
It was still in my cache!
Wow, that is so horrid!