Hello there, this is the cattiness/bitchyness/gossip/snarky filter. If you can see this, you’re in it. If you want out, just let me know.
The deranged mind of everyone’s favourite ne’er-do-well
The deranged mind of everyone’s favourite ne’er-do-well
Hello there, this is the cattiness/bitchyness/gossip/snarky filter. If you can see this, you’re in it. If you want out, just let me know.
Excellent. I never want to be left out on snarkiness.
What if I want farther in? : )
so we can now have repeats of various conversations that went on Saturday night?
Oh I am SO in…but then, I have reason to believe you already knew that about me…
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let’s.
This is as far as it goes so far, sunshine.
Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Sure. Snark away. I have a sneaking suspicion I didn’t get to hear all the remarks that fell out of Soren’s mouth, for instance.
Snark away, mon capitan!
I’m in! Well, I’m out but I’m in! 😀
See, this right here? This is one of the reasons I love you. Preach on, Sistah Claree!
I actually haven’t seen that movie in a million years, but it seemed appropriate. I think Craig hates it, which is why he’s just un-gay enough to be married to me.
Which movie is that?
Steel Magnolias, sweetie. It has that horse-faced girl you hate, but she dies in the end.
Steel Magnolias. Which, so long as you’ve seen it, you’re fine. You don’t have to like it, you just have to have seen it. Unlike Mr.. Believe me, muffin, you’re still more gay than he is. 🙂
God, I hate that woman. She has a damn flip-top head.
People would actually want to be opten *OUT* of this!?!?!?
Count me in stud.
Let the snarkiness commence!
Soren is generally non-snarky, at least not in the competitive full-body way that ummm….some people (*cough*)…are. If he doesn’t like someone he just causes them to cease to exist by creating an exception in the space/time continuum…whereas I prefer to play with my food before I eat it…
I am the bitch of the beach!
The boy has not seen The Color Purple, which is just one example of hundreds of films which are culturally important… He also has no idea who Sponge Bob is!!!
** inserting obligatory bitching
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
I swear I caught the beginning of a rejoiner forming on his lips.
I didn’t get enough time to chat – I had a whole conversation about pottery (Heather and I have our friend’s Kiln in our garage and we’re about to hook it up to power, etc) and other stuff.
We’ll just have to visit again / you visit us / etc.
I did (at the time) exclaim how happy I was when she died. It really spoiled the emotion I was supposed to feel.
Why is everyone crying? That annoying character is gone! You should be happy!
I’ve never seen The Color Purple (no desire whatsoever) and I can’t stand SpongeBob. *shrug*
Heather keeps telling him that pop culture is the contemporary folklore.
It’s always polite to give fair warning before one is about to go off.
Oh, you’re *in*. We should, at some point, meet and have a drink, you know.
Welllllll maybe…just one rejoiner…because it was such a rarified environment.
And yes, we’ll have to visit again if for no other reason than to have someone else to
foist Soren off ongive Soren someplace else to talk mudbending, clays, kilns and glazes with.I don’t like the sponge at all– obnoxious
but at least you know of these things
that is what I am getting at
*laugh* You are just WRONG, man.
Excelent.
We are all freaking ears.
He’s supposed to be Mr Folklore! He should care about modern folklore! At least the parts of it that are amusing.
Plus, I would say that considering the gay community lacks a shared cohesive cultural history, pop culture is as close as it gets to cave paintings and creation myths.
D and I have an on-going argument (which started with him not having a tv) that being knowingly ignorant of something you consider inferior does not automatically make you superior. Re: not having a tv does not automatically make you intellecually superior.
I love that we can say all this while he’s not here. Hee!
I see “Road Trip” painted all over this idea.
Oh, my fuzzy white butt, he’s not snarky. He’s a bigger bitch than I am. 😉
Think we can rent a bus?
Maybe not a bus, but we can rent a van.
Ack– the TV argument…
I understand where he is coming from- that the majority of what is on TV is schlock– but I have discussed with him that the television is a necessary window on the world– news channelss, weather, the congress- local government, all of this stuff is important. You can find a lot of that information on the net- but TV is the only medium that can bring something like a riot or an invasion to life and give it immediacy.
yeah– this is fun– I just talked to him and he has hours to go before he gets home.. so we have plenty of time to “discuss”.
**cackles and rubs hands together
Of course I know what these things are. I’m not an ostrich. 😀
HAH!, that would be funny
I forgot to add this. The only way I could convince him that he needs to keep his television, is by reminding him that if he did not have one he would not be able to watch Battlestar Galactica
BAHAHA. He’s gonna be so cranky when he sees this.
But you know, it’s not mean if it’s true…
And hey, the ‘lost’ part kinda fits him too. He’s got this silly goofy clueless side. That’s what makes people love him, y’know? 🙂
Indeed we should. It’s stupid how many LJ friends I have that I easily could meet in real life but have never gotten around to doing so.
The next time you want to come back, and want to stay closer in than Petaluma, there’s a guest bedroom with “Tiki Palace” written all over it.
What *is* it with you? There are gay men that have been out their entire lives that have less insight into the gay community, and they’ve sucked miles of cock!
I am once again in awe… this time, over your insightfulness. I think you are dead on.
While I try to maintain an aura of aloofness, the veneer is pretty thin. However, it would be ideal if we could see who is on the filter….
I would rather enjoy a Peanut Butter Sandwich for lunch this tuesday, my dear gent. Perhaps we can take a peek at the Elephant show by that dear Mr. Druther’s Coffee house.
Yes indeed, a fantastic suggestion. Well served, and I will spot you for tea.
– Tedger J Terwilligins the 3rd, Esquire, Ci Vous Plait.
I posted again with those on the list, so we know the audience.
Well, I’m no slouch in the sucking gay cock territory myself. 😛 Maybe more like meters instead of miles.
It’s the faghag thing–high school, college, etc. You tend to absorb a lot of the attitude. Plus, I love intellectualizing things and I love pop culture.
I dunno, I’m a girlfag.
BG does seem to be important. Hmmmm! Evil idea hatched.
The no tv thing isn’t really a discussion of the context of television–which goes from excellent to awful–but the idea that there is something inherently superior in the act of not owning a television.