Perhaps I should get another stomach flu.
I accidentally put on old pants today and they fit. (ok, a bit tight, but actually nice tight, not gross tight).
It was funny. I thought “damn, these pants are tight! I really have to find time to excersize more.” Then I noticed they were my damn these pants don’t fit anymore pants. You know, those I can’t even button these pants pants.
So I wore em. 😀
And I’m back to about 95% healthy today.
Ass pic?
*fans self*
Whatevah are you suggesting, sir?
Ah ahm suggestin’ that you take a pictuh of yoh ass (ostensibly in those jeans, but not necessarily) and post thaht pictuh.
I’sa need me a mint julep an’ faintin’ couch rights about soon here
How’s the hand, gimpy?
Now how will I accomplish that?
With‘s help, I suppose*
*Ms. Gregg has suggested I take just a pic to post, actually. I think she suggested I be au naturale.
*agrees with David re ass pic in those jeans. 😉
*agrees with Ms. Gregg more.
*Thinks of ways to bribe
Too soft for smackin’ too hard for whackin’
at least that’s what grandpere used to say.
Still quite swollen, otherwise functional. It’s more my heart I’m concerned about. Bacteria travelling through the blood can be an excessively bad thing (damaged heart valve, irregular heart beat, death by dental work, etc.).
in an earlier, hair cut related post I told you you looked like you lost weight.
ha!
If you must take ass pix make sure you get tikimama to pose with you so that those of us who fail to appreciate the aesthetics of the male gluteous maximus have something to look at! 🙂
I have a special filter for those kinds of posts, so no worries.
I’ll lobby Heather for the latter.