Everyone loves a whipping boy.
It is fun to decide (for fun and whimsy) to hate something with a faux vehemence. At least it is for me. ‘Cause it’s fun to hate, I have to admit.
For instance, I hate Jimmy Buffet. In a real sense i actually am quite indifferent to him, but that’s so boring. So, for fun, I hate. It is a much more creative emotion than indifference. I personally blame the Margarita for the demise of cocktail culture, eschew corona for its place in the bland unrefined palate of beer drinkers, and adore actual polynesian pop (and cuban/carribean ‘tropical’ pop culture of the 30’s, 40’s). So who becomes the antithesis of the pedestrian versions of these? Who is the poster boy? Jimmy Buffet. Margaritaville gan get nuked. Jimmy buffet can be tied up and beaten with sticks. Fuck all you parrotheads with broken corona bottles. Ahhh. See, that feels soooo good. And I don’t even have to be tormented by actual hate because I’m just playing. I’m sick and twisted that way. Though if I did meet him, I would likely tell him I think he’s a piece of shit.
On that note, I’ve decided to hate the show 24. I’m not in the least interested in it – never was, am not now. I used to like Kiefer Sutherland when he was young and cute. Now he’s boring, ugly, and puffy. You know, I liked this show when it was called “The X files.” Oh, wait, no I didn’t like the “X files” either. Darrin Morgan as a writer — he I liked. The show? Garbage. Somebody just copy and pasted “aliens” with “terrorists.” So Keifer Sutherland can eat a big dick. Well, that’s actually something nice to wish for him in my world, so I’ll just wish for Kiefer to be engrossed by this temporary faulty celebrity, become typecast, and be forgotten. I suppose that’s like wishing for the earth to turn, isn’t it? I really should be more creative in my wishes and such. Perhaps I should wish those who watch 24 be plauged by upset stomachs? Hm. I’ll need to work on this more.
And something to add. Rosario Dawson is not only an excellent actress, she has an amazingly hot rack. Yowza!