THREE (nick)NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Cute
2. Puffin
3. Monkey
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. The Wild Hooligan
2. Melintur
3. Elenadan
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I can adapt/assimilate knowledge easily
2. I am sturdy
3. Sense of Humor
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am a pushover
2. I overanalyze
3. I have rarely felt comforatble with being alive
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Russian
2. Polish/German
3. Danish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Other people
2. Mortality
3. Impossibility of true objectivity
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Fun
2. Coffee
3. Social Interaction
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Chipped chrome nail polish
2. Stripey stocking-cap
3. Cloth belt
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR ARTISTS (at the moment and always):
1. J. R. R. Tolkien
2. J. S. Bach
3. Edward Gorey
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Sleigh Ride
2. Santa’s Secret
3. What are you Doing New Year’s Eve?
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. To play with other musicians
2. To go to Amsterdam and then to Eastern Europe
3. To host a dinner party
THREE IRONIES THAT YOU DWELL ON:
1. The human need to control others to change one’s perception of reality
2. Man’s return to holding true in the face of the fallacy of ends justifying means
3. Man’s ignoring testable and predictory reality in favour of feelings and ad-hoc reasoning
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. There is a certain wide angle to the hips
2. Natural Chest
3. Butts, man. Butts.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. “goofy-yet-striking” facial features: Strong|button nose, pronounced cheekbones|chin, large eyes, DSL lips, etc.
2. Strong hands
3. Hipbones / that groinal “v.”
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Contain my pansexuality
2. Feel comfortable around straight(read homophobic/macho/unfeeling) men
3. Entertain concrete aesthetics
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Cooking
2. Gaming
3. Entertaining/Socializing
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Do something widely irresponsible without any resulitng negative consequences
2. Bake Christmas cookies
3. Relax in front of fire with a board game, heather, friends, winter-style ale, and a fine grade of drinking T.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. High School Teacher
2. Caretaker|Hostellier|Host
3. Craftsman
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO:
1. Amsterdam | Europe
2. South Pacific
3. Brazil
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be a grandfather
2. Produce a ‘piece of work’ I can be self-satisfied with.
3. Hike and camp a long-ish mountain trail (John Muir specifically, Roman road in Britain, or other international one will suffice)