9 Replies to “Monday”

  1. I wouldn’t mind a Money Monkey. Assuming it had a habit of doling out wads of cash, I could be persuaded to overlook the odd masturbatory incident, or flung pooh.

    Alternately there is this:
    http://www.trunkmonkey.com/

    No doubt you net-savvy denizens of the web have seen that, but patience, I am but a simple jarhead, and still trying to ascertain why the keyboard alphabet goes Q,W,E,R,T,Y, not A,B,C,…

    So let me enjoy my moment in the sun, damn you, while I pretend that I have introduced something novel to those around.

  2. Good Point,

    But would he throw change or foldin money? Wadded up Benjimans hurt a lot less than Sacagewas.

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