What Craig Wants:

7 Replies to “What Craig Wants:”

1. I always call our Cliff Cliff Yablonski in my head. I don’t know why.

   Also, Seanbaby.

2. 

   Tubby the Boy Scout and the androgenous redhead tackle Mr. Clean in a game of “hide the butter”.

3. 

   The Queen of Mars has created this family out of her MINDWAVES! Beware! She knows you’re looking at her!

4. 

   I knew in my hear I never should have started a search for my biological parents.

5. 

   1 butter, 2 butter, 3 butter, 4
   The last girl can’t fit through the door!

6. 

   The beard is for catching jizz! The cheeks are for storing honey.

7. I’m such a fucking lucky person to know you, . Thanks for just being you. 🙂

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