Sniff! Thank Fucking God. Disneyland fans rejoyce!!

Many of us have noticed the lack-lustre job that maintenance at the Happiest Place on Earth has done – the chipped paint, peeling fabric, etc.

They are Fixing it.

…The Mouse House is also restoring some more subtle touches, after years of neglect and cost-cutting left “the happiest place on earth” looking dilapidated in the eyes of many regular visitors.

“There was visibly fading paint, visibly peeling paint, rust,” says Koenig. “It was sort of depressing.”

Now the horses leading carriages down Main Street USA will get their name tags back. (All of the park’s “cast members” or employees wear name badges.)

Cast members’ costumes will better match specific areas of the park, too. Workers in New Orleans Square will get colorful costumes more reflective of the Crescent City’s jazz heritage, for example. …

I need a classic Disneyland now more than ever.

Oh, And I need ELF. I can’t wait for Christmas.

7 Replies to “Sniff! Thank Fucking God. Disneyland fans rejoyce!!”

  1. Yeah, now they chase wenches with plates of food. So I guess they’ll have a snack after raping them. I thought it was an amusing way to silence the snotheads while not actually changing the idea of the ride. Because I’m sure they are just chasing those girls for the fruit, right?

  2. And every day WRENCHES ON like a thousand dogs nibbling at my intestines but never biting.

  3. Ohoh oh! I can get you passes to the Haunt, let me know when you want to come out and I’ll leave them at the Box Office for you. I’ll make you sing Diamond, though.

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