So I get a call from the police last night: They found our car.
I didn’t get the full info from the officers on the scene, but they pulled the guy over who was in it. He was wanted for plenty of bad, bad things (including identity theft and fraud). I’m glad at least that my property helped catch him (being in my stolen car and all).
Here’s the weird things he did to the car:
* Tore out the back of one of the seats
* Threw garbage everywhere
* Smoked like a chimney in it (I can’t believe how it reeks of tobacco)
* Destroyed the driver’s side sunvisor – I know how this happened, though – It comes loose and sometimes when you stop it swings down. Apparently, it did it one too many times for this fellow’s like and he showed it a thing or two.
So the car is back home. We’re not going to use it any more. Off to the junkyard or sell yard or something.
Can you get any kind of insurance money for it?
I assume the police are going to charge him with a zillion things.
No, no kind of theft insurance covers that car.
Is someone going to explain to this man what happens when he fucks a stranger in the ass?
I myself lost my temper with that stupid visor and smacked it. Which is really silly, as it is plastic and can’t feel pain. Clearly he didn’t know about my patented stick a pin in it method.
Don’t you mean find a stranger in the alps?
Only when I’m around melonfarmers and silly pancake eaters!
I am sending Special Car Appearance Vibrations to you in hopes of replacing it with something DECIDEDLY BETTER.
See if you can get more money for it for scrap or if you need the tax write off by donating it to charity……..
At least you will get something for it.
V. good idea. I’m sure you’ll find a nifty newer cooler car.