Well, I got a job

I’m working at AURA downtown as a barback and server assistant.

It’s a crap type job, but the good part is I’m learning the ropes for service industry, I’ll get my OLCC card, and I can hopefully get into a bit of bartending.

My legs and feet are killing me, and straight bars suck. Our late night clients are all 20-somethings looking to hump. Yay.

The club’s design and menu are excellent, though, and my coworkers are fun and the managers are decent folks.

We need new customers, though – I guess all that matters is that their money is green, but ugh. So glad the only ass I’m looking for wiggles itself in queer bars.

Just noticing

Why do christians always seem to look like this guy:

Like they’re about 1/2 a second away from either killing a room full of people with an uzi, or gibbering drool on themselves?