Friday Five Cause “Why Not?”

1. What food do you like that most people hate?

Sardines, Capers, Stinky Cheese, Sushi, Pickled Herring, Sauerkraut.

2. What food do you hate that most people love?

I likes me the food, so I run a blank here.

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?

Any of the Carmen Electra / Pamela Anderson typical “made-up” women. Just not my aesthetic, they look more like circus clowns to me: The clowns that make you sad.

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive?

DJ Qualls. I could eat that boy with a spoon. I find him incredibly HOT.

5. What popular trend baffles you?

Fear-based overprotection of children. I just don’t get it. Let your children free. I can open that up to any fear-based over protection, based on a very poor knowledge of statistics or risks. Property, children, lifestyle, homophobia, etc. Conquer your phobias!

4 Replies to “Friday Five Cause “Why Not?””

  1. Sardines, Capers, Stinky Cheese, Sushi, Pickled Herring, Sauerkraut.

    Yum. Let’s eat those things and kiss.

    Any of the Carmen Electra / Pamela Anderson typical “made-up” women. Just not my aesthetic, they look more like circus clowns to me:

    You’re like me. You like your people realistic.

    DJ Qualls. I could eat that boy with a spoon. I find him incredibly HOT.

    **grimace

    Conquer your phobias!

    No! My phobias are the only way I can feel authentic! My identity is utterly invested in my phobias. So make special provisions for me (I’m talking primarily about people that jump up on chairs squealing should a mouse or spider, or some other object traditionally used as a faux-phobia, walk by).

  2. Just not my aesthetic, they look more like circus clowns to me: The clowns that make you sad.

    That made me upchuck a mouthful of Snapple Iced Tea!

    And (freakishly) I was trying to remember the name of DJ Qualls since I was recalling the moronic writing he had to contend with in The Core, and reliving how stupid that movie was.

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