Posted on August 27, 2003 by CraigA question Would anyone think ill of me if I were to become a mass murderer?
Oh, yeah, I would. Absolutely. Terrible, terrible. Oh, wait, would it involve killing stupid people? Cause then you’d be, like, my hero.
I’m so ready to join you. We’d be like Bonnie and Clyde or Charlie and Squeaky! Hmmm, obviously mass-murdering couples need a more glamorous role model.
Naw.
depends on the mass?
Oh, yeah, I would. Absolutely. Terrible, terrible. Oh, wait, would it involve killing stupid people? Cause then you’d be, like, my hero.
I’m so ready to join you. We’d be like Bonnie and Clyde or Charlie and Squeaky!
Hmmm, obviously mass-murdering couples need a more glamorous role model.
Charlie Starkweather and Carol Ann whatsherface?
Yeah, good odds someone would.
Who’re you planning to massacre?
Lawrence Welk and His Honolulu Fruit Gum Orchestra?
Charlie Manson and Squeeky Frome?
I guess it all would depend on how stylish your work was.
I would. I’d really prefer serial killing, I think. Much more suave and tasteful.
Not in the least. Do you need a list, or have you got one already prepared?
Tom and Jerry
Depends on who, and why. 🙂