LJ meme

I got sucked in:

Most know the drill about the interview meme. Take a look at here if you are confused.

1. What is the funniest thing you have ever heard escape gaping maw?

Hm. A three-way-tie:

a. “Nothing but evil comes from marshmellow peeps.”
b. “Commence the goat sodomy”
c. “Pride is for men without hard-ons”

2. If you were stranded on a remote desert island while the rest of the world obliterated itself with a nuclear/chemical/biological/whatever war, who would be the one person you would want to have with you to re-propagate the human race? Why?

because we’re the best couple on earth, or at least in my tiny little brain.

3. In that same situation, what one entertainment item would you want to have with you (assume all neccessary support would be included – if you chose a CD, you’d get a player and lifetime batteries by default, for example)? Why?

This is tough. I think it would be some RPG like champions because part of that is also having paper and coloured pencils which I could use for art and other fun things as well as RPG.

4. Assume Petaluma blew up. Where would you want to move, and why?

Another hard one. How did Petaluma blow up? I’ll take it to mean if not Petaluma, then where to live? I’ll answer this in a a) reality answer and b) fantasy answer:

a) San Francisco: We kinda want to move there anyway. It’s hip, it’s moving, it’s full of fun, attractive, tolerant people. Culture, Bars, Shopping.
b) Wellington, NZ: It’s gorgeous and cool (so I hear). It is also close to the south pacific, an english-speaking country, most the population go barefoot. It’s a beachbum’s paradise. Plus it is hip.

5. After you die, you return as one of the undead. What kind of monstrosity are you, and why?

I would like to be a spectre that lingers in minds and compels people to do its will. Eeeevil Spectre!