In a funk for a bit – doesn’t seem to show signs of letting up. I’m not letting it stop me from having fun, but I’m getting tired of forcing myself to stop and think about being polite when I really want to answer any question posed to me with the response “SHUTTHEFUCKUPANDLEAVEMEALONEYOUGODDAMNMONKEYFUCKINGSONOFAPIECEOFSHIT!”
Not very condusive for personal relationships, you see. 😀
I’m glad it’s not just me then. I want to smack everyone who speaks. 🙂
My emotional vampirism must be working overtime then, since I’m as happy as a little girl on E! (the drug, not the cable channel).
I plan to ply you with lots of beer tonight, I think that is the solution.
I feel the same way.
Maybe there’s a full moon.
Maybe everyone just needs to get the fuck away from me.
I don’t know.
I think listening to some Bloodhound Gang might help
I listened to it this morning… now I’m in a really big fast-driving mood. WHEE FUN!
You know, even seeing you say the drug, not the channel, some little part of my mind was still like, “hmm, i wonder what she’d be doing on E! i mean, would it be a fashion show or a tell-all about something or what???” I need help.
And I am STILL sick.
**glares
You all come here. I want to give something . . .
My we make a lovely group
David, must have missed when he shot me
Well, you can abuse me for a bit, if that would help.
I really want to be featured on True Hollywood Story, they can talk all about my drug addict days and my car crash on Mulholland and my affairs with younger men. Weeee!
I’d watch it. Hell, I’d have a whole party around it, where everyone I know could come and watch it, and I’ll be all, “DUDE!!! I *know* her!!!” it’d be fabulous.
Oh, and it would be a clothes-optional party, and would probably co-host. Yeah!
If one removed the “ab-“, I’ll be happy to comply.
Well, you can use me a bit, if that is what you want.
Wedding stories. We want wedding stories.
**Giggle**
A cranky swanky spanky who needs to be turned into a pranky swanky spanky real quick.
Couldn’t resist.