Month: April 2003

I haven’t posted in a while. I need more excitement, or I need to lower my “that’s too boring to post” criterion.

thoughts, my friends? would you tolerate more boring posts?

Now, there me lads and lasses, Here be a traysure you be wantin…

Super Secret 2nd long trailer for POtC

He has seen the cursed treasure
He knows where it lays hidden
These may be the last … friendly words you hear…

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES!

Thiifs be BLOODBEARD the fearfome Pyrate.

I be commandeering this here Lyve Journal and thar’s nothin you can do about it.

ARRRRGH. If you don’t likes it yar all welcome to walk the plank, dearies!

Now bring me my rum and wenches, cabin boi! What! No wenches, you say, Cabin Boi? Arrgggh! Then Just bring the rum and lock the Door behynd you!

ARRRRRGGGH!

Wearing my new straight leg flared pants and new SHAG shortsleeve shirt and new brown Doc oxfords.

It’s nice to have a new outfit to make one feel spiffy, no?

In other news, , , and I played ‘s “Mario Party 4” last night – It was a bunch of fun, though 4 players and perhaps some herbal enhancement would make it much more fun. Oh, more people watching would be fun as well.

I was very unimpressed with the Nintendo Gamecube, though. The picture was nice enough, but the options, sound quality, “feel” (especially the childish and crappy contollers) just seemed – I don’t know – cheap. Plastic. Not like Xbox or PS2, which have a more classy (?) feel? Still, fun games are fun games and I’m glad picked it up. Even though he shouldn’t be spending money and instead working on his conversation skills or hobbies or crafts or getting a job. 😀 heh

Ok, I want the Company, Artist, and all purchasers of this product to be:

Hung by their fingernails for 24 hours while
Being beaten with razor wire then
Soaked in vats of ascorbic acid then
Fucked in the ass with a sandpaper dildo before
Being forced to swallow their own bloody exrcemental sputum.

Ok, I really don’t.
I’d like to wish that if I didn’t feel the more important premise of the right to free speech and enterprise and life.
Damn it sucks to be the good guy.

Still, this shit is far more obscene to me than pornography. How can I protect my (possible future) children from crap like this? It’s really not fair that some ass-smoking religious freak says kids can’t see a tit or people fucking, but filling their minds with religious imperialistic bullshit is A.O.K.

Disgusting. Absofuckinglutely Disgusting.

Though one object has never before symbolized all I would like to excise from the culture I’m forced to live with. so, thanks, Hamilton Collection – You’ve created an Anethma. Hope you have fun spending your profits on booze and porn.

Operation
Iraqi
Liberation

It’s just a coincidence that the initials of that spell “OIL,” Right?

Right?

In days of old when ships were bold
Just like the men who sailed them
And if they showed us disrespect
We’d tie them up and flail them.

It’s your money that we want
And your money we shall have.

Watching us is stopping you
from cruising ugly avenue.