Ok, I want the Company, Artist, and all purchasers of this product to be:
Hung by their fingernails for 24 hours while
Being beaten with razor wire then
Soaked in vats of ascorbic acid then
Fucked in the ass with a sandpaper dildo before
Being forced to swallow their own bloody exrcemental sputum.
Ok, I really don’t.
I’d like to wish that if I didn’t feel the more important premise of the right to free speech and enterprise and life.
Damn it sucks to be the good guy.
Still, this shit is far more obscene to me than pornography. How can I protect my (possible future) children from crap like this? It’s really not fair that some ass-smoking religious freak says kids can’t see a tit or people fucking, but filling their minds with religious imperialistic bullshit is A.O.K.
Disgusting. Absofuckinglutely Disgusting.
Though one object has never before symbolized all I would like to excise from the culture I’m forced to live with. so, thanks, Hamilton Collection – You’ve created an Anethma. Hope you have fun spending your profits on booze and porn.
WOW. I’m just speechless, that thing is so unbelievable. WOW.
what is wrong with our world???
There’s nothing wrong with the world. It’s just that some people make their living by keeping other groups of people stupid.
If you challenge that profit margin, You’re the ememy.
Follow the $, find the Villain.
It’s hard for me to decide which is more frightening, the cherubic child-doll face of the soldier? or the bizarre explanation paragraph: “No matter where his mission takes him, he’ll never be beyond the reach of God’s protection…”?
The wierd part is, as you say, that someone sells this stuff… and that someone else buys it…
I know, I’m being small-minded, many people are comforted by the thought that god is looking after those soldiers we sent to war, and for them, that’s helpful, but… since I really don’t think god is going to stop them from getting killed, and I don’t see what a tacky figurine has to do with it even so, I just… eeep, am confused by the whole thing.
I wish I were narrowminded and would push to try to get this shit banned or outlawed, but I cannot, due to my personal priciples. Argh.
It’s tough being superman!*
*”Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not.”
I know some people who would think that this is appropriate and right. Not only are we freeing this people, we should be bringing them God’s love. Oh, sweet Jesus. “For he so loved the world, he dropped a bomb on your ass…” Now, if this doesn’t scream crusade and kill the fucking infidel, I don’t know what does.
Sorry, this just hit a wrong chord with me. I thing that I’ll go rant to my brother now.
That seems to tap the same pool of revulsion as does a Precious Moments Smashable.
Consider that this is not actually a bad thing. Hear me out. It is social Darwinism at work. Those who are filled with Precious Moments moments after beholding this work of . . . um . . . art will discharge their resources to . . . acquire it. This weakens their position in the social order, making it more likely their genes will go where they really ought to go. Or something like this.
David
It’s too late, they most likely have already spread their seed, instilling ignorance and fear into their offspring to continue the disease.
Uh…
I’ll see if I can cancel the order I placed for one to be sent to you…
I was thinking that since we were so far apart that we could at least hold hands through Jesus and support our Freedom Fighters at the same time…
I should have gone with the Hello Kitty vibrator like I originally planned…
Sign me up!
Rich, I don’t think your idea of “holding hands through Jesus” — you know, with the goat skin, rope, and bloodrites — are what these Christians had in mind…
😀
But, Craig–
isn’t a kid with an automatic weapon what you picture when you think of America?