Hee hee

seeing some pitiful attempts at humour this morning on some LJs, I thought I’d add a bit of trite clever-clever humour that I’m sure only and I will enjoy:

“allow” is a word only (ab)used by parents, pet owners, and government officials.

That’s Hansel, he’s so hot right now!

OK, I am asking all of youse for some help.

I would like to build some mix mp3/CDs for our new baby, Hansel (’97 VW Cabrio Convertable).

I’m looking for some Trance/Dance/Drum&Bass and I am extremely n00bie in the arena.

Reccomendations? Downloads? I’m all ears! Edumacate me! 😀 😀

Monday, Monday

Perhaps it is because the day has not really started in full effect, but I’m quite chipper.

Chip, Chip, Chipper.

We went motoring on Saturday out to Occidental (west co. Sonoma) for lunch, then liesurely made our way back via the ACE cider brewpub, Andy’s produce market, then Trader Joe’s and finally a local video game store where we rented “Gauntlet Dark Legacy” and “Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Vollyball.”

then spent most of the weekend obsessed with DOA:EBV and we watched mostly: all worked on the Yard on Sunday, which was nice – we started some tree pruning I’ve been meaning to do for years now. We’ve caught the yard quite early this year as far as maintenance is concerned, so I am quite confident we can really get it into shape for Spring and Summer this year.

Oh, we caught “Old School” on Friday night and it was pretty darn funny – more of a matinee, but what the hey.

“It feels so good when it hits your lips!”

Bah!

Yes, I’m sure it’s a great movie and deserves recognition, but let me be the first this morning to say:

Fuck “Chicago” in the ass with a big rubber dick.

That is all.

I’m rooting for “The Hours.”

No costume nom for TTT? WTF? God damn Hollywood nepotism and xenophobia.

and no “adaptation” for Best Picture either?

Fuck “Chicago,” man.