Posted on October 3, 2002 by CraigA Question: If I bring my monkey on your speedboat, will you let him drive?
of course!
Is he a fully licensed monkey?
only if we get him drunk first.
He has all the necessary paperwork.
Fabulous
My monkey comes pre-drunk
well, then, hand him the keys, some shades, and a pine-scented air freshener!
You find one in every car. You’ll see.
He is going to have to fight the gorilla for it.
convenient!
but is he WAP enabled?
Oh okay. But I get all the bananas. Take that, monkey!
Damn! Foiled again.